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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your emphasis should be on work and getting along with the people you do business with. A challenge is likely to appear quite suddenly, and a fast reaction on your part will be necessary to avoid trouble later on.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Strive for perfection, performance, and productivity. Work from home if it will help you accomplish more, and open your doors to the people who can offer you the most assistance. Romance is looking good.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may have some great ideas but trying to get others to buy into your plans will not be easy. Don’t waste time getting others on board — develop your ideas, and present them as your own personal accomplishment.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Home is where you belong. Utilize the time you save in travel to get some of the finer, more important details completed of a project that will ensure your advancement. A romantic situation can help turn your life around.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do what you can for others. As soon as you become too me-oriented, someone will point out your faults. A trip will pay off as long as you don’t go overboard. A past partnership will come in handy now if you make the initial move.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Travel the distance required to push your ideas to the right group of people. It’s up to you to do the groundwork, but once you target your audience, you will get the help you need to move forward. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You can move investments around or put money into your home or even collect an old debt successfully. A change at work may be sudden and unexpected, but in the end, you will realize that it was required. Don’t get emotional.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A change in a relationship will pleasantly surprise you. Don’t lose sight of your budget when making upgrades to your home or electronic equipment. A trip will be educational and rewarding.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Prepare to give all you’ve got, no matter what the job, project, or challenge. One slip, and you will fall through the cracks and miss out on an opportunity. This is not the time to rely on others to pull things together.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Personal and domestic changes will confirm what you had already anticipated. Act swiftly and with confidence, and you can complete all the plans and projects you have on your to-do list. Romance will lead to a strong and stable relationship.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ll have to make the calls and do the work yourself to get things done properly. An emotional issue regarding a neighbor, friend, or relative will escalate if you don’t speak truthfully about your intentions.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Set your goals, do not deviate, regardless what others do. Take care of any past association that may benefit or hinder you before you formulate a contract or deal. Laying everything out in the open will save you setbacks later.

 

 

 

 


Applying celebrity couple naming conventions to fictional duos:

by Andrew Juhl


• Tweedledeedum (Tweedledee & Tweedledum)

• Br’er Box (Br’er Bear & Br’er Fox)

• Rockwinkle (Rocky & Bullwinkle)

• Beav-Head (Beavis & Butt-Head)

• Bopsteady (B-bop & Rocksteady)

• Silent Jab (Jay & Silent Bob)

• Lavirley (Laverne & Shirley)

• Clatchet (Ratchet & Clank)

• Statdorf (Statler & Waldorf)

• Thelmouise (Thelma & Louise)

• Grollace (Wallace & Gromit)

• The Brinky (Pinky & The Brain)

• Hanetel (Hansel & Gretel)

• Starchy (Starsky & Hutch)

• Cobbes (Calvin & Hobbes)

• Harmar (Harold & Kumar)

• Romiet (Romeo & Juliet)

• Timbaa (Timon & Pumbaa)

• Tooch (Turner & Hooch)

• Bernie (Bert & Ernie)

• Jaxter (Jak & Daxter)

• Skulk (Bulk & Skull)

• Rimpy (Ren & Stimpy)

• Froad (Frog & Toad)

• Cancelled (Kath & Kim)









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