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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Before you become too comfortable with the idea of change, double-check all the particulars. It’s apparent that what you have already may be better than what’s being offered. Listen to reason.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have plenty to rejoice about. Times are changing, and, although you still have some things to contend with, you can rest assured everything will work in your favor. A romantic encounter will make you realize how lucky you are.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t bend to someone’s whims. Playing emotional games will lead to heartache and loss. Say what’s on your mind even if it does cause a rift in your relationship with someone. Take care of matters rather than letting them spiral out of control.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Open your doors, and host an event. Your ability to put everyone at ease will make an impression that will filter over into other areas of your life. Romance is looking good.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll get a different perspective on a situation you are dealing with by talking to an outsider with experience. Travel should be scheduled if it will help solve a problem you’ve been faced with. You don’t have to go overboard when simplicity will suffice.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Make some changes that will please the people you care about. Home improvements, a move, or a change of location will help to clear your head and give you greater incentive to pursue your long-time goals.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Watch what others do, but don’t become a chameleon. You have to follow your own path and use what you observe as a learning tool, not as a reason to procrastinate. Find someone with whom to explore new territory.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Search for peace of mind. Attend a conference, seminar, or retreat that will inspire you. Attitude can make a difference when dealing with people or formulating your own strategy for the future. You can revive your love life or find someone to share your world.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Watch who you push around. You may end up in a tight spot that will force you to make a decision you’ve been trying to avoid. Facing problems will lead to changes you may not be ready for.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t stop when you have so much to gain. Attend a reunion or make a point to get in touch with someone you think can contribute to your life or a project you are engaged in. Make things happen, and you will have no regrets.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ll be put in your place quickly if you try to boast about something that isn’t factual. Do what’s expected of you, and avoid upsetting someone you count on for help. Do what’s right, not just what you want this time.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t just think about a relationship gone wrong, do something about it. Question your motives and whether or not you should stay or let this one go. By offering compassion, affection, and immediate attention to the problem, emotional turmoil can be offset.

 

 

 

 


Football Mini-Ledge Friday

by Andrew Juhl


Five ways ASU can cover the 21-point spread:

• Learn how to kick 65-yard field goals.
• Put on makeup, dress like women, and hope against hope that Iowa players can be confused by such Bugs Bunny-style shenanigans.
• Hope God is an ASU fan.
• Expose their punt returner to massive doses of gamma radiation or cosmic rays, hoping he either gets an awesome superpower or mutation or that helps win the game.
• Bribes. REALLY BIG ONES.

Two reasons ASU teams are no longer called the “Indians”:

• Native Americans find the term “Indians” to be incredibly offensive and were threatening to sue.
• Native Americans find any association with ASU to be incredibly offensive and were threatening to sue.

Five “creative” names that you can almost assuredly expect to hear ASU called Saturday at Kinnick:

• A-ass-U
• Arkansuck State
• The Dead Wolves
• Losers! (an overall assessment)
• Losers! (a prescient decree)
Andrew R. Juhl gives you the answers — Pokémon: 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 22, 24, 25, 27, 29; cocaine (according to the ONDCP): 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 18, 20, 21, 23, 26, 28, 30.








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