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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You need to be precise in order to avoid misinterpretation. Put more energy into your partnerships and your home. Someone who lives a distance from you will see clearly a problem you face.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The more intense you are and set in your ways, the more you will accomplish. An emotional situation will catch you off-guard. An affectionate gesture will help you bypass any conflict.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Someone will be waiting for you to make a mistake. Expect criticism, but don’t let it get you down. Instead, use it to improve whatever you are working on. It’s how you react that will make the difference.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take hold of your personal life, and settle any situation that has been plaguing you. The longer you let things linger, the harder it will be to turn them around. A relationship you cherish can be enhanced with care and attention.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t give in to emotional blackmail or anyone who is trying to take advantage of your generous nature. Explore different cultures, lifestyles, and philosophies. Make changes based on your needs, not someone else’s.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Offering your time or services will open up opportunities to expand what you do into areas you never thought to venture down in the past. An opportunity to form a partnership or a business should be considered. Romance is in the stars.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There are changes going on in backrooms that could leave you in an awkward position if you haven’t made a point to stay in the loop. Look out for your own interests, but don’t feel compelled to make a fast decision.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’ll be drawn to an unusual activity or event that will help you get a better picture of the way things are unfolding in your community, industry, or organization. A connection with someone who has similar interests will lead to crucial changes to a project you’ve been trying to get off the ground.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll get caught in a trap if you make promises without thinking. Time will not allow you to fit in everything you have scheduled, so ask for help. You’ll live up to your word and make some new friends.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): There isn’t anything you can’t accomplish if you put your mind to it. Visiting friends, clients, or anyone you find interesting, informative, or productive will work to your benefit. There is money to be made and a relationship will be enhanced.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t pay for others or give or donate to something you know little about. Visit a friend or peer who can offer advice or knowledge that will help you further your interests or find your niche.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You can raise your position personally or professionally through the people with whom you align yourself. Choose wisely, and you can form a partnership, enabling you to explore areas of interest you have developed lately.
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20 movies I might have thought were porno flicks, based solely on their titles: by Andrew Juhl
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• The Lone Hand
• Shag
• Daughters of Satan
• The Elephant Man
• The Nun’s Story
• The Talented Mr. Ripley
• Holes
• Very Bad Things
• Old Enough
• The Heiress
• In & Out
• A Big Hand for the Little Lady
• Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
• Meat
• Going All the Way
• High Heels and Low Lifes
• Blow
• Looking for Mr. Goodbar
• Hideous Kinky
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