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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You mustn’t brood over things you cannot change. It’s what’s ahead that counts and will determine what happens in the future. Your effort to make someone you love happy will pay off.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It’s a fact that you have surrounded yourself with a friendly atmosphere conducive to helping you think about your current choices. You cannot let anyone make your mind up for you. Do what makes you most comfortable.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t take on responsibilities that don’t belong to you. Put your efforts into a project or job that will enable you to get ahead. A little romance late in the day will help ease your stress.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make some alterations at home to make your life easier. You can renovate or even make a residential move that will help to ease any stress you’ve been experiencing. If you don’t feel right about what you’re being asked to do, say so.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You have a good sense of what needs to be done and the ability to complete and compete. Your style and far-reaching ideas will stand out and grab the interest of someone who can turn what you have into a masterpiece.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You can expect to experience some interesting adjustments made by individuals who are aiming to please and trying to make a difference to a cause or project you believe in. A hectic schedule may require you to do some work from home.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll face opposition that can turn ugly if you get all worked up without getting your facts straight. Take a different approach. A solution that is a little out of the ordinary, but sound, will show how talented and valuable you are.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make plans to get away or at least enjoy a day away from your usual routine. You’ll be motivated by the people you encounter. A problem with someone you love will give you cause for concern.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t initiate change at home. You will have enough to do with the additional responsibilities brought on by others. Focus on love, romance, and travel and you will bypass some of the matters being blown out of proportion.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can buy and sell belongings and come out a winner. An agreement or contract can be formulated and signed as well as taking care or updating any pending legal proceedings. Clear up old matters, and begin new endeavors.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t judge anyone based on hearsay. A partnership may be in question, but if you find out the truth, you can prevent a sorrowful outcome. Your insight and diligence will highlight your capabilities and loyalty to those you deal with.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Change is upon you, and it’s up to you to make sure that whatever takes place, you are prepared and ready to make the most of it. A partnership will play out in your favor, and a chance to develop something you’ve been wanting to work on will come into play.
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Beating UNI by 1 point is almost as awesome as … by Andrew Juhl
• beating an 8-year-old at Scrabble.
• having the nicest wheelchair in the nursing home.
• winning a Blu-ray DVD of Gigli.
• learning the 25-cent draught special only applies to the Busch Light.
• being the last person allowed to squeeze onto the bus.
• having genital warts in remission.
• being picked second-to-last in dodge ball.
• kissing your cousin and liking it.
• surviving a two-story fall.
• being the best WoW player of all your friends.
• winning the “most-improved” award at camp.
• knowing all the words to every High School Musical.
• being found not guilty by reason of insanity.
• finding a doctor who thinks he can reconstruct your face.
• getting a check from the insurance company for all the stuff you lost in the fire.
• finding a penny in the dryer.
• winning a “biggest-nose” contest.
• barely defeating an inferior team from an inferior conference during the opener, at home, in front of a capacity crowd and the possibly greatest coach your program ever had, directly after renaming a street in that coach’s honor.
• beating ISU by 1 point this weekend.
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