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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The faster you put whatever isn’t working properly behind you, the sooner you can move on to more important and lucrative ventures. Now is the time to catch up and progress.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your confidence should lead you into a professional or personal opportunity. Rely on your own abilities and foresight. Don’t bend to criticism when you feel comfortable with the plans you have.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Think it over before committing to something you will have trouble finishing. Even if you find something easy to do, it doesn’t mean you should give your time and talent away without charging. Fight for your rights.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You know how much you are capable of doing; to call it quits too soon will work against you. Set your sights on big goals, and you will end up in a position of power. An argument is likely to occur; don’t back down.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You have to show whoever you are dealing with that you mean business. All that’s required is a little action and fair play. Love and romance should be penciled in for the evening hours. A little celebration will reinforce your goals.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have to go about your business and make the best of what you’ve got going. If you are quick to react, you can parley something you come across into a financial gain. A change will help you see how many choices and options you have.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Avoid negative people or anyone trying to get you to do things you don’t want to do. Don’t take risks, especially when doing something physical. Fair play will win in the end.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take your turn, but don’t do the same thing everyone else is doing. It’s your uniqueness that will make people take notice. Travel will do you good and help you realize what you should be doing next.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sometimes taking a back seat or letting others have a chance to go first will pay off. Waiting to see how people react before you make a decision will spare you a costly mistake. Patience isn’t one of your strong points, but for now, wait your turn.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your ability to make concessions to accommodate others will give you the upper hand. Knowing the people you are dealing with will help you make the right choices when negotiating. Getting angry or pushing your will on others will work against you.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do not confide in anyone for the time being. The less ammunition you give others, the better. Make your choices based on familiarity and good common sense. Trying to be someone or something you are not will lead to loss.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You need to be in control if you want to get your plans off the ground. Don’t allow anyone else to take over. You can make headway by partnering with someone trying to accomplish the same results.
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Mini-Ledge Monday! by Andrew Juhl
The devolution of Brett Favre’s name during my NFL Fantasy Football draft:
• Brett Favre
• Butt Favre
• Butt Favredouche
• Douche Favredouche
• Andrew’s Backup Quarterback
Accurate movies inequalities:
• 7 Seconds (2005) < 8 Seconds (1994)
• 13 Days (2000) < 28 Days (2000)
• 2 Weeks (2006) < 91⁄2 Weeks (1986)
• 21 Grams (2003) < 7 pounds (2008)
• Cop (1988) < Cop and a half (1998)
• Speed Racer (2008) < Painful diarrhea
How different people view my work ethic:
• My mother: “You work too hard.”
• My father: “You work too hard.”
• My girlfriend: “You work too hard.”
• My colleagues: “Boss’ pet.”
• My boss: “Who are you, again?”
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