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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be observant. Sometimes, the people most charismatic are not the real deal. Judge by what’s done, not by what’s promised. Don’t let a love matter hold you back.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your ability to control a situation will be impressive, but it could upset someone who has been trying to pull a fast one on you. You will outperform any competition you face. Love is in the stars.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If you look like you know what you are doing, people will give you the benefit of a doubt, allowing you enough time to figure things out. Make some personal changes that help your outlook and add to the comfort of your home.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A unique way of handling matters that influence your home and family will put you in the spotlight. A power play that can influence your future professionally must be put into play. Believe in yourself.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t sit back when action is required. Emotional issues stemming from past experiences will arise. Utilize what you learned in order to come out on top now. Don’t argue.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Dig deep, and find out all you can about a situation that can affect your future. Someone will withhold information or try to mislead you. Back away from anyone around whom you don’t feel comfortable. Time is on your side.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Open your mind to an unusual but interesting opportunity. Take precautions while traveling; mishaps will occur if you are preoccupied with the events that interest you. Your intuition regarding someone from your past will be correct.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let anyone take over or push you in a direction that doesn’t suit you. A bold attack on whatever project or pursuit you have in mind will draw interest and help you get things moving.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Stay on top of matters by checking in to see what everyone else is up to. If you lose sight of your goals, no one else will pick up where you left off. Emotional upset can be expected if you haven’t been completely honest about the way you feel. Stop running.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can kick-start a project or idea you have with a little extra effort and a last-minute change. Your ability to coordinate and delegate will come in handy and make you look like a hero. You need a change of location or a forum to launch your plans.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Pay more attention to what you say, what you do, and with whom you associate. Someone is likely to call your bluff. Put your energy into something worthwhile that allows you to grow mentally, personally, and emotionally.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Watch your back. Someone you think you can trust may not have your best interests at heart. Be ready to fight back. It’s better to start over than to give up too much. An emotional encounter must not stop you from following your own path.

 

 

 

 


Misheard sayings …

by Andrew Juhl


• Don’t lick a gift horse in the mouth.

• A pitchfork is worth a thousand swords.

• A watched boil never pops.

• Food is thicker than water.

• Build a buttered mousetrap, and the world will eat a path to your door.

• Repression is the bitter part of valor.

• Everyone reserves a second chance.

• Sitting there is half the fun.

• Live until it hurts.

• Hell hath no fury like a woman horned.

• I’m so hungry, I could beat a horse.

• If at first you don’t succeed, buy some councilmen.

• It takes two to banjo.

• Rome wasn’t built in Bombay.

• Familiarity breeds content.

• Don’t rock the goat.

• What’s good for the moose is good for the man deer.

• Look before you sleep.

• A mouse divided against itself cannot stand.

• Winners never quilt.









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