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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s vital you deal swiftly with any personal affront you face. Concentrate on making your home more comfortable. Easing the stress in your life will help you become more productive, so take care of any problems you are facing.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get ready to fight back if someone tries to take advantage of you. Good things will happen if you put your time and effort into what really counts. Don’t run from change — embrace it and make it work for you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may have to bend a bit in order to get what you want. Putting up a fight will be a waste of time and will accomplish little. Have your facts straight before you indulge in a healthy debate. Your ability to spar intellectually will impress someone influential.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Set aside a certain amount of time and money for something special. A trip will do you good. A proposal you present will draw attention and lead to an enticing counteroffer.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep a lid on your true feelings, especially if you are worried about something that may or may not happen. You don’t want to promote someone who may end up being your biggest competitor. Look out for your own interests, and don’t let your emotions lead you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t deviate from your set plans, or you will face ridicule. Hands-on efforts will bring you the best results and will allow you to stay in control while you massage situations to favor what you want and need to get ahead.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Back away from anyone who is pushy or giving you ultimatums. Focus on the people you love, or get in touch with someone from your past whom you miss. A creative idea will take off if you present it properly to someone with similar insight.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Someone who is painting a pretty picture will disappoint you. Ask questions so you are fully aware of what’s being offered. Don’t give in to emotional blackmail. Be pragmatic in your approach.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you feel someone is using you, back away. An emotional issue will be brought to the surface and must be dealt with immediately if you don’t want to face controversy and possible embarrassment at a later date.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put an end to anyone trying to push you into paying for something that isn’t your responsibility. You can turn something negative into a positive and make a little extra money on the side doing what you do best.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t believe everything you hear. Someone will mislead you. Love is in the stars, and engaging in activities you both enjoy will bring you closer together. Spend time at home fixing things.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be more protective of your private plans. Take people by surprise. Being too impulsive will backfire, leaving you in an awkward position that will result in questions and complaints.

 

 

 

 


Haiku Fridays:

by Andrew Juhl


I fear genetics.
My dad is a hairy man.
(That’s not a sweater.)

Whatever happens,
I will be proud of my son.
I named him “Doctor.”

From my comfy chair
to the liquor cabinet:
exactly twelve steps.

The mousetraps don’t work.
Maybe I should just buy it
a motorcycle?

Jesus was awesome.
I respect the man a lot.
But his fan clubs? Meh.

Wrinkled dollar bills
always make me wonder if
they’ve been in a thong.

Oh, Michael Jackson!
Woe is the pain of losing
the office death pool.

Love is when she wears
her sexy stiletto boots
and not a thing else.

Dragging ass today,
so I drank seven Red Bulls.
I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!

I love how the rain
clears away my mind and the
bird poop off my car.

I want you to know
I’ve had a wonderful time,
and this wasn’t it.









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