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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Stay focused. Honesty may not always be appreciated but it is necessary, and in the end, it will spare your having to explain something embarrassing.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will be a mystery if you keep changing and challenging everyone. You can be the winner both at work and at home if you are engaging, fast to respond, and confident. Your experience will help you be victorious.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Fight for what you want, but do so with integrity or you will be blamed for not giving valid information. Choose your words carefully, or someone with a smooth appeal may outmaneuver you. Keep your feelings out of the equation.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A good attitude can carry you a long way, especially with work and advancement. Your ability to do a good job will get twice the recognition if the people around you also enjoy your company.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You will exceed your expectations if you are diligent about finishing what you’ve left undone before starting something new. Keep things simple. As soon as you try to take on too much, confusion will set in.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Someone is likely to cover up what’s really going on, leading you to make wrong assumptions and miss the point. Once you know the score, take the time to give individual attention to everything that needs to be addressed.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Pamper yourself, and take care of your needs before you venture into territory littered with individuals who want your undivided attention. Look inward, discover what it is you desire, and revamp your goals to suit your needs.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may be reluctant to open up to strangers, but it may be necessary if you want to make progress. You can expect to get some interesting contributions to your plans. Be willing to compromise.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Be prepared for the out-of-the-ordinary to manifest itself in situations you thought you had under control. Overreacting will be your downfall, so play it cool, and be calm and collected. You will make a lasting impression and get things done.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t slow down when you have so much to do. You will face adversity, along with complaints and criticism, but that must not stop you from forging ahead. Now is not the time to let sentimentality or emotions stand in your way.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You have to be the one to decide what you want to do and how you want to do it. Input is fine, but bullying will set you back. Your strength will come from your ability to let others know where they stand and how you feel about the interference.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): This is not the time to question what needs to be done; instead, take action and deal with matters head-on. Once you get going, you will realize that there is plenty to gain by moving forward swiftly.

 

 

 

 


Eight Ways to break it off:

by Andrew Juhl


• Use your hands.

• Hit it with a sledgehammer.

• Twist it past the point that normal torsion will allow.

• Drop it from the roof of a three-story-or-taller building.

• Slam it in a dresser drawer.

• Expose it to prolonged heat, making it brittle. The rest should be easy.

• Throw it from the window of a fast-moving vehicle.

• Freeze it, then kick it real hard.









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