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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your generosity will be thought of as frivolous and can cause you personal grief and a last-minute change of plans. You may have to backtrack in order to make things better but remember: Your big-hearted nature attracted the complainer to you in the first place.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ll be caught in the middle of someone else’s conundrum. Try to keep your distance without being obvious. You don’t want to be blamed for meddling or for abandoning a grave situation. Work toward your own goals.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take a look at who you are and the image you present. You will come up with some interesting ways to update your appeal and to interest others in giving you opportunities you have been denied in the past. Take charge.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Consider making some changes to your lifestyle that will ensure a long and healthy future. You can make a difference to the people you love by owning up to your responsibilities and taking care of business.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You are in the driver’s seat, so manipulate whatever situation you face to suit your needs. A chance to make a financial or contractual alteration that will make your life easier is apparent. A partnership may not be what it appears.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take a back seat if someone is urging you to make an impulsive move you aren’t sure is wise. Your past experience and excellent memory will help you convey your position regarding a resolution that needs to be made.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You are on your way to the top, and recognition and rewards will be yours. Show off your talents and your success by celebrating with the people who have supported your efforts and believed in your abilities.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let personal and professional problems collide. Separate them if you want to keep everything in your life running smoothly. Space your time so you don’t disappoint anyone and can still accomplish your goals.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ve got some interesting alternatives heading your way that can make a marked difference to where you live, whom you visit, or whom you deal with. Make time for the people you have neglected lately. Inspiration and growth will go hand-in-hand.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ll be privy to some interesting information that will lead to a profitable outcome. An added responsibility will turn out to be a blessing, helping you make choices you may not have made otherwise.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There will be way too much going on for you to handle on your own. The more vocal you are about what you are faced with, the better response you will receive. Your attitude will impress and inspire others to follow you into the darkest problem, ensuring that you come through unscathed.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You may have to answer questions if you have been keeping a secret that is revealed by mistake. Try to be as diplomatic as possible to avoid getting anyone, including you, in trouble. Focus on personal change.

 

 

 

 


Haiku Friday:

by Andrew Juhl


Time to mow, again.
Yard like a baseball diamond.
Screw it; I’ll buy sheep.

I am in love with
hot sauce-slathered chorizo.
It’s unrequited.

Late Gram’s wedding band
now belongs to grandson’s new bride.
What a cheap bastard.

What a bad weekend!
I lost my shirt in Vegas.
(And my car and house.)

The church children’s choir
finishes “Amazing Grace.”
How sweet the silence.

The real Four Horsemen:
Jack, Jim, Johnny, and José.
Arm-a-gettin’ bombed!

Our weekend alone.
So many things we could do …
Like not leave the bed.

Why go to doctors?
I went to a doctor once;
guy gave me cancer!

My mind is ceaseless.
My intellect, limitless!
Um … more syllables.

Red, green, pink are fine.
But this bride should know better:
anything but white!

Enjoyable pairing:
wild turkey and Wild Turkey.
Thanksy Hapgivings!









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