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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Work on relationships. Working alongside others will help you create a unique space to expand your skills and develop something you’ve always wanted to do. A home-improvement project will interest someone you care for.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A stubborn position will create greater problems for you with someone you have an important connection with. Don’t jeopardize a friendship by refusing to listen to an explanation being offered. Remain calm.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your friendly demeanor will help you find out information that might be kept from you otherwise. Use your skills to develop a better rapport with people who can help you get ahead. Keep your private affairs to yourself.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Ulterior motives are likely to catch you off-guard and leave you vulnerable to someone’s scheme. Don’t pay for others when you should be treating yourself to things that will enhance your looks, self-confidence, or knowledge.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Financial difficulties are apparent, especially if you buy into someone else’s scheme. Avoid buying luxury items or impulse purchases. Now is not the time to be generous with others or to offer donations to make an impression.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Accommodate the people you love, and you will receive loyalty, love, and respect in return. Expect something unusual to unfold that will alter the way you feel about someone you are close to. Let your thoughts be heard.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t be foolish when it comes to money. Any offer that sounds too good to be true will be disappointing. Temptation can put you in the poorhouse, causing added stress and the need to take on additional work.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may be questioning someone’s loyalty, especially if he or she has done something out of character to make you suspicious. Before pointing an accusing finger, observe and get your facts straight. Uncertainty regarding love and partnerships must be resolved.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can do something that will impress your neighbors and friends as well as put a positive spin on what you do best. You can have a greater influence on others by being a participant. You’ll have no trouble getting others interested in your ideas.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ll have to separate your personal feelings from your professional dealings. If you let your emotions get the better of you, it will affect the way you do business. A past partner may cause you to make an unfortunate mistake.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t fall for someone trying to coerce you into buying into something that isn’t really good for you. Be ready to counteract any offer being made with your own set of rules, regulations, and price tags. A love relationship from your past may cause you trouble now.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will be in a good position to manipulate a situation that means a lot to you. Focus on every move being made, and prepare to meet demands above and beyond expectations. Motivation will be the key.

 

 

 

 


Lessons learned in June:

by Andrew Juhl


• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet during a stressful week at work.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet while on vacation.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a friend’s birthday.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on the weekend of a wedding.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet while on a holiday.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a coworker’s birthday.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on the day a coworker is retiring.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet when I am coming down with a cold.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet when I am recovering from a cold.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a day when a major celebrity dies.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a day when a major movie opens in wide release.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a day where I have a date that night.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a day I am traveling for work.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on a day I am traveling for pleasure.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on any weekend.

• I cannot reasonably hope to begin a diet on any weekday.

• Peppered turkey jerky dipped in marshmallow fluff and washed down with Guinness is very tasty.








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