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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A partnership will bring you greater incentive to follow through with your plans. You can make some noteworthy changes at home that will make it easier for you to get your chores out of the way, leaving more time for the projects and pastimes you enjoy most.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Spend more time taking care of the people and projects that mean the most to you. Otherwise, you will feel weighed down by the growing obligations that face you. A romantic gesture will help you get something you want in return.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A change regarding your position will be beneficial, personally and financially. You can expect to get a good response from communicating what’s in your heart. You can make travel plans, but remember to budget.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can prove a point to someone who has been questioning your motives. An interesting relationship with someone you meet at a conference, event, or while volunteering will develop quickly. Don’t let anyone take advantage of your kind and generous nature.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t allow someone’s emotional whims to cause you to miss out on something you want to attend. You must be kind but firm regarding your intentions. You shouldn’t feel that you have to buy someone’s adoration or approval.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take any opportunity you get to be around others. You need to broaden your horizons and check out ways to update or revamp your look. The change will do you good and will attract some interesting attention.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You will mesmerize everyone with your unique outlook. You should spread the word around about something you are doing and gather interest and support. This is an ideal time to promote, present, and pursue a creative venue.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let your emotions get the better of you. Someone may play with your heart, but if you are prepared to walk away, you will send a message that will put you back in control and able to make a beneficial, responsible move.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): An old partnership can be re-established. There are benefits to working alongside someone who complements your style and skills. Avoid situations with bureaucrats if you are traveling or dealing with foreigners or institutions.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do what you can to fix up your digs or update your look. Getting involved in something you enjoy will also promote a partnership that will help you out personally and professionally. A change of plans will be in your favor.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t be fooled by what someone tells you or by the advances being made or the signals sent. Read between the lines if you want to avoid being led astray. You should be able to catch someone in her or his own trap.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Use your experience to see your way through any doubt about your capabilities. You can show everyone your unique and effective qualities. Be ready to sign on for a proposal coming your way.

 

 

 

 


Midyear’s resolutions:

by Andrew Juhl


• I resolve not to fly to New Zealand for a two-month vacation unless I win a contest in which the prize is a two-month vacation to New Zealand.

• I resolve not to accept free or discounted meat from German truck drivers. Anymore.

• I resolve to stop using my considerable influence in exchange for under-the-table bribes.

• I resolve to start using my considerable influence in exchange for under-the-table brides.

• I resolve to finish what I sta—

• I resolve to stop making “That’s what she said” jokes. It’s childish and small.

• I reslve 2 use < txt spk.

• I resolve to be more assertive, if that’s OK with you; and if it’s not, then I can be less assertive, too.

• I resolve to finish writing my first novel before Christmas.

• If I keep the previous resolution, then I also resolve to bring Satan a blanket to keep him warm.

• I resolve to Resolve® more.

• I resolve to stop making endorsements in the Ledge without first performing a thorough background check on the company hiring me. And to perform those background checks I will use Intelius® Verification Services. Intelius: Live in the Know.TM

• I resolve to learn a foreign language other than Klingon or Mon Calamari.

• I resolve to shave my beard more often (pending her approval, of course).









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