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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A pleasure trip will be rejuvenating. Visit friends or indulge in something unique that will enhance a relationship or make you feel good about who you are and what you’ve accomplished.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ll be emotional, so put it to good use and speak your mind. You’ll be amazed at what you can accomplish by being utterly honest. You may lose a friend or two, but in the end, you are probably better off.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): There will be too much hidden or going on behind your back to make a fair assessment of the situation you face. A surprise may be in the works. What you do for others will bring rewards.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can learn something new from someone who has different life experiences. Trust in love and the person you respect most, and you will discover where you should be heading and what to do when you get there.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll be thrown for a loop if you let someone take advantage of your good nature or you fall for someone’s compliments when all that he or she wants is to ride on your coattails. There will be a costly lesson to be learned if you buy into what you are told without doing your own research.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have to express your needs, desires, and love if you want to get the same in return. Holding back, waiting for things to come to you, is a waste of valuable time. Avoid uncertainty. Travel will pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You have plenty going for you, but you shouldn’t break your budget trying to fill your needs. Put your ideas into play, and drum up interest so that you can get contributions from people who don’t have your talent but do believe in your ability.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’ll have to be the disciplined and responsible person. You can expect to have some emotional blowouts. Speak your mind even if it means offending someone.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll face some opposition that could lead to a falling out with someone you have been partnered with at work or school. Sudden change in your status, situation, or home may leave you working overtime.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do something special or make some alterations at home that will please everyone. A family outing or a trip for you and your lover will stabilize your relationship. Good fortune is heading your way.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There is too much at stake to allow someone else to call the shots regarding your life. Think matters through carefully, especially if they will affect your educational or geographical future. Someone you respect will stand by you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There will be another chance to delve into an unusual art form or career, allowing you to enrich your life and help people you love. Greater knowledge and respect for those who have unusual gifts will be the key.

 

 

 

 


Haiku Friday:

by Andrew Juhl


• Outlook too damned vague?
Prescription: Wash your windshield,
and cleanse your lenses.*

• You can marry rich,
but careful as you invest:
crazy has bad returns.

• There are, it is said,
“Lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
I value my p.

• Up stairs, out of breath.
Down stairs, feelin’ just dandy.
Must be the thin air.

• When push comes to shove,
I remember what dad said:
“You were a mistake.”

• Keys. Cash. Watch. Belt. Phone.
Am I forgetting something?
OH! My bat-a-rang!

• I, to be honest,
would let Brad Pitt do me hard.
(Not in a gay way.)

• I like my walls bare,
but there is one exception:
mirrors are sexy.

• Basic’ly the same:
“Kiss my face!” and “Kiss my ass!”
Except that third word.

• It’s so hot today.
Fahrenheit and Celsius,
record highs for both!

• Gift certificates,
I give universal ones.
I call them “twenties.”








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