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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t give in to anyone trying to bully you. A business deal may cause self-doubt. Hard work will be the only way to get what you want. Your talent should speak for itself.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Let everyone know where you stand, and you will face far less opposition. Holding back information or trying to push your rules on someone will backfire. You can enhance your image, looks, or personality by trying something new.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You cannot mess around with your finances if you want to stay afloat. You must be aware of what things will cost before you get involved. Trying to get out of a contract will lead to legal battles. Your intuition won’t lead you off-course.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Emotional turmoil can be expected, but if you are willing to make a couple of adjustments, you will be able to move on. Once you are in the know, you must act quickly. It’s your spontaneity that will give you the edge.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t miss out on an interesting job prospect because you are emotionally anxious about a relationship that isn’t going according to plan. Concentrate on the people who are willing to help you; don’t rely on someone who has let you down in the past.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ve got some substantial opportunities heading your way. Discuss your plans with someone who may want to join you. Love is on the rise, and a chance to do something spectacular will enhance a relationship that means a lot to you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may find yourself in a bit of a financial bind if you have let someone talk you into something you really cannot afford. Travel plans may lead to a destination that will help you figure out what to do about a situation you face at home.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You need a little inspiration and motivation. Take part in an activity that will introduce you to unusual or creative people. Someone you are close to will want you to spend too much to upgrade your living quarters or on a luxury you don’t need.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can form a new partnership with an old partner. You are likely to have more in common now and can work side-by-side much better than in the past. An unusual turn of events will give you greater understanding.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You have to take time out for personal reasons. The involvement you have with someone you love will set the stage for the future. Work on something as a couple, and you will build a closer relationship.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Follow your intuition, and you will stay on course and realize your potential. Your confidence will grow if you present something you have wanted to do for a long time.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will get the help you need. A change in your reputation will be of concern, but if you are honest about the past, you will not upset your chances to get ahead now or in the future.

 

 

 

 


20 things you could and couldn’t fit in your back pocket:

by Andrew Juhl


• Could: a Vintage X-Men Velcro wallet

• Couldn’t: Hugh Jackman

• Could: a lighter

• Couldn’t: numerous Hugh Jackmen

• Could: a toothpick

• Couldn’t: an Prilaxian toothpick (the Prilaxians are an alien race that I just invented; they are toothless, water-dwelling filter-feeders [much like our primitive Earth whales] and thus never invented toothpicks)

• Could: a candy bar

• Couldn’t: a talking Kodiak bear

• Could: a cell phone

• Couldn’t: a sell phone (that’s not a real thing)

• Could: coupon for a DQ small ice cream

• Couldn’t: the day you lost your innocence

• Could: the air inside your back pocket

• Couldn’t: the air inside your back pocket … IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION

• Could: $5 to buy coffee with

• Couldn’t: all the tea in China

• Could: thyme

• Couldn’t: time

• Could: four fingers (easily)

• Couldn’t: your front pocket









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