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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will accomplish the most if you stick close to home and keep your life simple. Catch up on reading and correspondence, and you will feel you’ve lifted a weight off your shoulders. Hard work will pay off.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There is information coming down the pipeline that you will have to keep a secret but that will help you make the right decision. You are in a much stronger position than you realize, so don’t give in or back down.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It’s vital that you are precise and stick to your game plan so you aren’t considered irresponsible. Don’t let your emotions lead you to despair. Money you were not expecting will come your way. Prepare to walk away if the deal isn’t worth it.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t be a quitter when so much depends on what you do. An emotional discussion will help you solve an old problem that has been haunting you. An interesting proposal will alleviate some stress.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You have to tell it like it is and stop anyone from spreading inaccurate rumors. Stick to the facts. Don’t exaggerate your potential, or you will be expected to do things that are impossible.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You need to regenerate and rethink recent, worrisome events. A good friend will be able to shed some light on whatever situation you face. A change of heart will help you realize what you must do to enhance your personal life.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Use your power of suggestion and your ingenuity to fix anything that isn’t to your liking. Travel or attending a workshop will help you come to a vital decision that you’ve been procrastinating about.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t let anyone push you or talk you into believing something that probably isn’t fact. Stick to your principles and intuition when dealing with people, contracts, and money. Honesty will be what counts.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You cannot keep running away from situations you find uncomfortable. Face the music, and put matters behind you so you can put your energy into accomplishing worthy goals. Address honestly problems that develop at home.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You are ready to get things underway. So much can be accomplished personally and professionally if you are dedicated and forceful in your approach. Love is in the mix. Altering your home to suit your needs will pay off.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Networking, socializing, and involvement in enjoyable activities will help you connect with someone who inspires you to get involved in a worthwhile event. A great surprise is heading your way, and a serious partnership will help mold your future.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t feel guilty or hide from the truth. Face facts, and you will be treated with respect. Past experience can help you do things differently now. You will be given a second chance.

 

 

 

 


Things my cat has taught me which were not covered in my New Cat Owner’s Handbook:

by Andrew Juhl


• Cats only throw up at night or under heavy furniture.

• Pillows and beds be damned; your laptop keyboard is perfect kitty sleeping area.

• Vertical blinds can (and will) be used as makeshift ladders.

• Cats are perversely attracted to people who are allergic to cats.

• Opening a cabinet is like a kitty Sudoku puzzle: It may take a while, but the cat will solve it. And then the cat will celebrate by eating your Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.

• Be prepared to ask yourself “Now how in the hell did you …” at least once a week.

• All cats react to catnip differently. Some turn into little feline versions of Stephen Wright. Some, into little feline versions of much bigger, deadlier felines. On PCP.

• Cats will absolutely, positively, unchangeably not come when you call their name. (Unless you name them ‘Shnnnnyzzzzxxck,’ which is the sound the food bag makes when you open it.)

• There will be times where you will wonder desperately what you are doing wrong and why the cat is meowing incessantly. First, you’ll try food, then water, then different food. Or maybe it wants to be petted? No. Picked up? NO. Left alone? N-O. “Perhaps,” you think, “I should change the litter.” But when you check the sandbox, you realize its litter is as pristine as your patience is not. It is only then that you will finally learn: Sometimes what a cat wants is just to meow incessantly.









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