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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can reinvent one of your talents and turn it into a prosperous pastime. Step out on a limb, and present what you have to offer. It’s your no-nonsense attitude coupled with your drive that will attract attention.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Show a little versatility if you want others to consider you a candidate for an activity in which you want to participate. Someone will show an interest in you, but don’t be fooled — there are strings attached. Question what’s expected of you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You can work your charm and get your way. Take on a challenge, and you’ll receive attention from someone who can make a difference in your life. Don’t let demanding individuals tie up your time.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t let your emotions cost you financially. Control your spending and your lending. An interesting individual may charm her or his way into your pocketbook if you aren’t careful. You have to say no.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Whether you are learning something new, or getting to know someone, or visiting a destination you’ve never gone to before, there are lessons to be learned that will give you the advantage in other areas of your life. You can express your desires and come out on top.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You may think you have everything under control, but don’t expect things to run smoothly, especially where work is concerned. Someone will do something unorthodox. By taking a power position, you will send a message that is difficult to deny.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take action, and you will set yourself apart from the competition. A new look at something you used to enjoy doing will spark enthusiasm, leading to a new hobby, new friends, or a new social activity.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Someone will not be happy if you shirk your responsibilities. A change is apparent within a social or networking group to which you belong. If you take a strong position, everyone will know you mean business.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Someone will want to spend as much time with you as you do with her or him. Plan something special. Changes at home will complement your current lifestyle. An old friend may not agree with what you are doing. Follow your heart.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Spend time with someone who knows how to have fun, and you will experience something that can bring you a lot of joy for years to come. Diversify — you will be inspired to make some powerful changes at home to stabilize your future.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Love must be nurtured in order to keep things running smoothly and your emotions under control. A job opportunity or chance to learn something new will help you realize what direction you should be taking next. Someone from your past will inspire you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Someone will try to upset you emotionally. Do whatever is necessary to manipulate the situation you face. Now is not the time to give in when, in fact, you should be setting the stage for what’s to come.





Having Sex, Playing Video Games, Both, or Neither?

by Andrew Juhl

• Fun alone: Both.

• More fun with another person: Both.

• Most fun with two to three good friends: Video Games.

• Often a fertile topic for discussion between you and your friends: Both.

• Often a fertile topic for discussion between you and your parents: Neither.

• Poor performances can be immediately reattempted: Video Games.

• Can be a ridiculously expensive habit to maintain: Both.

• A successful session usually requires a combination of severe focus and mental alacrity: Video Games.

• A good soundtrack helps: Both.

• Alcohol might actually improve one’s performance: Sex.

• Too much, and you’ll start putting on weight: Video Games.

• Even when it’s not that fun, it’s still more enjoyable than going to work: Both.

• Still fun over the Internet: Video Games

• Hard to turn it into a source of income: Video Games.

• Hard to turn it into a legitimate source of income: Both.

• Your hygiene not an issue: Video Games.

• There exists furniture designed specifically for the activity: Both.

• … But any old couch will also do: Both.

• Yelling and screaming is understandable: Video Games.

• Yelling and screaming is desirable: Sex.

• Is mostly uncontroversial when children are allowed to participate: Video Games.

• Clueless button-mashing usually works in one’s favor: Neither.

• Strategy guides are helpful: Video Games.

• Fun to occasionally waste an entire weekend doing nothing but: Both.

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