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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Refrain from letting your emotions take over, causing you to do something you may live to regret. Patience isn’t one of your strong features, but it will be a must if you don’t want to end up apologizing.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have to push if you want things to happen. Stubbornness will only hold you back. Make your plans known, and strive for perfection so that no one can criticize your choices or the outcome. Work at what finishing what will benefit you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Broaden your outlook by trying new things and taking part in activities that will introduce you to interesting people. You can live your life waiting for others to catch up to you. A favor will be granted if you ask.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t put up with coercion. Emotions will be hard to control, especially where work-related problems come into play. If someone hands out false information, be the first to correct the mistake — especially if it affects your reputation.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve got a lot on your mind that has to be dealt with promptly. Take a positive outlook; your attitude will help you win out in the end. Your ability to get things done coupled with a positive approach will win out in the end.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take the edge off things by speaking up about how you feel and what you would like to see happen. You can make a difference. Changes at home will be to your benefit, and the work required will be easily accomplished.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A relationship can be brought to new heights if you are open and honest with one another. You should plan to spend quality time together. Self-improvement projects will raise your self-esteem and confidence.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may upset your home or personal life if you make drastic changes to the way you do things. A relationship will take a passionate turn if you nurture it properly. Someone you are doing business with will not tell you everything you need to know in order to get the job done.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Give-and-take will be necessary, especially when doing things with friends, family, or children. Give thought to what you want to learn or where you want to live in order to increase your income. Someone you have known a long time will surprise you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Give credit to someone trying to impress you. He or she is asking for your approval, nothing more. A chance to bring everyone you love closer will happen if you plan a gathering at your place.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Remember your past, and you will be motivated to move on. It’s time to bring on new experiences that will make you feel good about future prospects. Apply yourself, and trust in your beliefs.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t plan too far ahead. You will end up having to make difficult, last-minute changes. Someone with authority may lead you on a wild-goose chase. Make your moves according to what you know will work. This is no time to play guessing games.

 

 

 

 


Famous movie quotations if all movies starred Elmo of ‘Sesame Street’:

by Andrew Juhl


• Elmo is going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

• Go ahead, make Elmo’s day.

• Elmo loves the smell of napalm in the morning.

• Elmo is mad as hell, and Elmo’s not going to take this anymore!

• Louis, Elmo thinks this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

• A census taker once tried to test Elmo. Elmo ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

• Show Elmo the money!

• You don’t understand! Elmo coulda had class. Elmo coulda been a contender. Elmo could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what Elmo is.

• Elmo will have what she’s having.

• Today, Elmo considers Elmo the luckiest Elmo on the face of the Earth.

• Elmo sees dead people.

• Elmo’s name is Elmo … Elmo.

• One morning Elmo shot an elephant in Elmo’s pajamas. How he got in Elmo’s pajamas, Elmo doesn’t know.

• Say “hello” to Elmo’s little friend!

• Get your stinking paws off Elmo, you damned dirty ape.

• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Elmo’s.

• You talkin’ to Elmo?

• Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce Elmo, aren’t you?

• Elmo’s looking at you, kid.

• Frankly, my dear, Elmo doesn’t give a damn.








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