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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be careful what types of people you deal with and the promises you make. Someone will take advantage of your trusting, loyal attitude. Keep things out in the open where everyone can witness what is going on.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t let the little things bother you when the big picture is what counts. You should be looking at the possibility of moving from one career to another in order to secure your financial future. An experienced adviser can help you make choices.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’ll be all over the place and, if you aren’t careful, will get little accomplished. You have to have a game plan and a to-do list. Someone will be waiting on the sidelines for you to make a mistake or blunder.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Romance, socializing, and putting things in order personally and professionally should be your main focus. Winnings, gifts, rewards, returns, or a settlement you’ve been negotiating will have a positive influence on your life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Talk about your plans, and some of your colleagues will help you get the ball rolling. Your charismatic nature will build enthusiasm. Make sure you have tested your ideas and researched thoroughly before you get others involved in your scheme.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Stay calm and refuse to let things get blown out of proportion. Put your energy into passionate encounters, not acts of hostility. Making adjustments to your current living arrangements will give you greater ease and comfort.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Socializing will lead to some interesting new acquaintances and could turn into a prosperous partnership. A commitment to someone you care for will help you engage in an interesting change before year’s end.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Trust someone you love to get you through trying times. A promise made will not be kept, and emotional matters that concern elders or an old friend will leave you feeling lost and revengeful. Remember, the sweetest revenge is your own success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Instead of traveling, interact by phone or e-mail. Don’t upset someone in a position of power or change your mind midstream, and you will fare much better in all you pursue.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The sooner you take care of any pending personal matter, the better off you’ll be. You cannot get ahead until you resolve whatever problem is standing in your way. Talks regarding property, home, and family will bring results that you can live with.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Speak from the heart, and you will get respect and the answers you need. Your intentions are good, and if you follow through with your long-term goals, you can make your dreams come true. Avoid talking yourself in or out of something because of fear or a lack of confidence.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Call upon people you have helped in the past, and you will be granted favors. Don’t let someone who doesn’t believe in your dream put a damper on your plans. Listen to advice and incorporate any useful suggestions. Romance is looking good.

 

 

 

 


Trivia Goodness, it’s Friday:

by Andrew Juhl


• Astrologically speaking, Friday is associated with both Venus, goddess of love, and Taurus, the bull. So go celebrate this Friday by making love to a bull (or having sex in a Ford Taurus, if that’s how you swing).

• Friday is the name of a 1995 dramatic comedy film starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker with two pragmatically named sequels: Almost Unwatchable Piece of Crap and Holy Jesus Lord My Eyes Are Burning.

• Detective Joe Friday is the main character of the nearly decade old Dragnet franchise. The character was first portrayed by Jack Webb, then Dan Akroyd, and most recently by Ed O’Neill. That’s the Hollywood character treatment equivalent of marrying someone only to later run him over with a car and then sell his corpse to a dog-food company.

• TGIF was a two-hour block of comedy programming that that ran for a total of 14 seasons during the Friday night prime-time hours on ABC. If you’d like to learn more about the family-friendly sitcoms that populated TGIF, just tune into E! True Hollywood Story.

• Friday Mourning is a Christian rock band with wicked good sense for naming bands and wicked bad sense in picking musical genres I give a damn about.

• “Friday” is the one-word moniker of an adult-film actress who also goes by the singular pseudonym “Elizea” for her more legitimate roles. You may recognize her work in such films as Alien Love Fantasy, Back-Seat Confidential, Call Girl Confidential, Escort Confidential, Juggernauts 8, Pimped by an Angel 2, Schindler’s List, and Yeah I Totally Just Wanted a Reason to Print Some Titles of Porn Movies.








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