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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t let the little things get to you when there is so much you can accomplish by doing a little research. You have to use what works best for you. Don’t bother arguing — take in the information given, and go about your business.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Think about going the distance if you want to really accomplish your set goals. Seeing someone in person will have a far greater effect. Don’t, however, overdo, overindulge or overspend in the process. Couple honesty with forward thinking.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Someone will dangle a carrot in front of you, and if you aren’t careful, you may end up in hot water. Balance will mean everything, and the less drama, the better the results will be.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Stick to what you know and do best, and you can manage any of the pitfalls that drop in your lap. Being forceful will pay off, even if it isn’t a position you like to take. Do what you must.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You should be thinking about a trip, getting together with someone you love, or touching base with an old friend. Money matters may be questionable, but as long as you stick to legitimate ways of obtaining cash, you will do well.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You may have trouble finishing what you start or sticking to what you have promised to do. Now is not the time to spend on anything that isn’t necessary. An honest effort is what will pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll be drawn toward someone who can make a difference to your future. Don’t let your attraction stop you from doing what must be done to get ahead. You don’t want to make someone who can influence your future upset or angry. Think big.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Use your powerful, creative style to take care of business. Talks will lead you in a new direction, allowing you a new way of presenting what you have to offer and to show off what you are capable of handling. Don’t let anyone take over what you have been building for so long.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you cannot control your anger or your disappointment, walk away until you know you can face wisely whatever challenge is being presented. Take a philosophical look at your past, present, and your future.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t start something you cannot finish. Be sure of your capabilities, but don’t fear doing things a little differently. Mix your strengths with a little ingenuity, and you can challenge anyone who might try to stand in your way.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You will be looking at things very emotionally. Try to hone your skills and your outlook so you can get ahead without promising too much. Staying within your budget will be essential both personally and professionally.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Not everything will be easy for you to decipher. Someone will withhold information that is crucial to a decision you are supposed to make. Don’t give in to the pressure. Erratic behavior will lead to a lack of confidence.

 

 

 

 


Another 17 Possible New Marketing Slogans for The Ledge:

by Andrew Juhl


• The Ledge: It’s like chocolate sprinkles on the ice cream sundae of depressing world and local news.

• The Ledge: Contains fiber. Technically.

• The Ledge: It tastes like burning.

• The Ledge: Warning! Contains phenylalanine.

• The Ledge: Do not read if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or are the product of a pregnancy.

• The Ledge: In ur brainz, killin ur cellz.

• The Ledge: Everyone looks over it.

• The Ledge: Funnier than an endocrine tumor. Probably.

• The Ledge: Because every minute he’s busy writing is one fewer he’s not on the street stabbing hobos.

• The Ledge: It’s the first thing your bird will crap on.

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• The Ledge: We’d help you hide a body.

• The Ledge: For stuff you don’t have to think about, read “Family Circus.”

• The Ledge: Where anything legible is Ledge-able.

• The Ledge: Inspired by a true story.

• The Ledge: Made of 100 percent recycled material.








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