|
New Feature! Sudoku below Horoscopes and Ledge, play online or print it out!



ARIES (March 21-April 19): You owe it to yourself and the projects you want to get off the ground to ask others for help. You can make a difference to a lot of people by including them in your plans. Open your heart, your home, and your good spirit.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You have to use discretion if you want to avoid trouble. Stay away from anyone who is off-limits until you sort out what to do about the way you feel. Do what’s best for everyone.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The more you share your thoughts and interests, the greater the support you will get. This is a great time to get ahead and make changes. Your outgoing personality will lead to happiness.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Give greater thought to your financial position and who in your life is costing you too much. It’s time to discuss a new budget or rules and regulations to incorporate into your life. Don’t let your own uncertainty be your downfall.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Give more time to a relationship that you care about. Plan a trip, or just spend the day doing things that you both enjoy. If you are single, get involved in something that interests you, and before you know it, you will have someone special in your life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Indecision will come back to haunt you. Just because something is new or unfamiliar doesn’t mean it cannot work. Open your mind to the possibilities, and you will be able to perfect whatever needs adjusting. You are on the verge of a breakthrough.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Involvement in projects you believe in or helping others will turn into something you least expect. Love looks promising, and with a little ingenuity, you can end up in a very nice position with someone you adore.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t believe everything you hear. Someone will try to meddle in your personal affairs. Go to the source, and ask questions. This is not the time to make changes at home.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Everything will depend on your performance and ability to persuade others to join your cause. An idea you have can work as long as you don’t go overboard. Someone you care about can help you get things off the ground.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can’t let a personal relationship cause you to make a poor decision. When it comes to finances, don’t let emotions take over. Stick to what you know works, and you will maintain your position.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take a bit of a chance when it comes to a partnership, friendship, or personal relationship. Make rules that you feel will work for everyone involved. Educational pursuits or getting involved in an interest group will change your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): There is a lot you are unaware of so, before you make promises or pursue something new, make sure you fully understand the consequences of not sticking to rules and regulations. A secret connection may backfire if you haven’t been completely upfront.

Another 15 possible new marketing slogans for the Ledge:

by Andrew Juhl


- The Ledge: Highbrow fart jokes.

- The Ledge: Better than kissing your sister, maybe even your cousin.

- The Ledge: Now presented in an anamorphic widescreen format.

- The Ledge: References so disjointedly obscure, they make Dr. Marcus Brody’s eyes bug out like Peter Lorre’s.

- The Ledge: Side effects may include nausea, upset stomach, vomiting, heartburn, diarrhea, hair loss, impotence, and a general unclean feeling.

- The Ledge: Better than Pledge, because there’s no pee in it.

- The Ledge: Really? REALLY?!

- The Ledge: May cause anal leakage.

- The Ledge: More than a feeling, less than Jake, and better than Ezra.

- The Ledge: Bet you’re sad you’re literate NOW, huh, college boy?!

- The Ledge: Better than meth and twice as illegal.

- The Ledge: Music and Lyrics by John Fogerty (not the one you’re thinking of).

- The Ledge: It’s like *Newsweek*, except that college students will read it.

- The Ledge: If there were an award for semi-humorous newspaper columns called “The Ledge,” we’d have a chance at winning it. Maybe.

- The Ledge: You’re daily source fore typoes.










Daily Iowan Advertising
Today's Display Ads | Today's Classifieds | Advertising Info




Sponsored Links  
   
T-Shirt Design  
Insurance Leads Charlotte Web Design
Health Insurance Leads Home Equity Loans
Home Service Guides  
Life Insurance DMI Furniture
Custom Magnets Buy a text ad




 
Privacy Policy (8/15/07) | Terms of Use (4/28/08) | Content Submission Agreement (8/23/07) | Copyright Compliance Policy (8/25/07) | RSS Terms of Use

Copyright © The Daily Iowan, All Rights Reserved.