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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can get yourself into a whole lot of trouble personally by not being emotionally supportive. Look at all sides of an issue before you start taking action or making reforms. Make sure you are doing what’s best for everyone.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Let someone you trust guide you to make the right decision. You are likely to misjudge what’s involved. Nothing is quite as it appears, so don’t take on more than you can handle.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): An emotional decision will bring about a sudden change that can help you personally and professionally. Your ability to get things done will impress others and lead to bigger and better offers.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): By conforming and compromising, you will get what you want. A love issue may cause you grief, but it will lead to a better lifestyle and future. Get serious about what’s required.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take it easy, and enjoy what life has to offer. You’ve got the finesse to persuade others to do things your way, but if you overreact, are too pushy, or use brawn over brains, you will accomplish little.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t let a love that isn’t working for you cause you grief, cost you financially, or, even worse, stop you from doing something you really want to do. Change can be the driving force behind where you end up in the future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You have to push for what you want and be prepared to go after it on your own if necessary. Romantic opportunities will help you make a decision that will alter the way you live. Social events will bring you some interesting ideas for getting ahead.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Lean toward the unique if you want to fool someone who may be trying to sabotage what you are working to achieve. Giving out too much information way back in the initial stages of a project you were working on will come back to haunt you now. Be prepared.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Focus on increasing your income by putting some of your talents to work for you. Love is looking good and, with a little charm, you can entice someone you are fond of to do things your way. Don’t take on others’ responsibilities.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Give a healthy push to someone who can influence your future. Emotional matters will escalate if you shirk personal responsibilities or have a change of heart about someone you’ve been spending a lot of time with. Move on if necessary.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The ball is in your court, and it’s time for you to make a play. You can up your status and your lifestyle by hooking up with the right person. Uncertainty will stand in your way, so make a decision, and move forward.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Being helpful is one thing, but being taken advantage of is another. Don’t let your heart rule your head. Take your time, and watch to see how much is being offered before you let your generosity run wild.

I like my coffee like I like my women:

by Andrew Juhl

- … Strong and black.

- … A little bit Irish.

- … A little sweet and not too bitter.

- … Whenever I have a bagel.

- … With a nice mug.

- … Ready to go in five minutes.

- … On the counter at a Duncan Donuts.

- … Available at work.

- … Three of four times, every morning.

- … Hot, but not so hot that I’ll end up getting burned.

- … With the ability to stay warm and ready for 11⁄2 -2 hours.

- … Thoroughly liquid.

- … Nestled between my thighs during my morning commute.

- … Not to be the product of a man and his mule.

- … Paid for by a friend, whenever possible.

- … If procured from a gas station, had better be cheap.

- … With no contradictory opinions on politics or religion.

- … Free of large, hairy moles.

- … Not wearing granny panties.

- … Always within an arm’s reach, so as not to be stolen by another man (you better watch your back, Erik).

- … Beside me on the couch while I write the Ledge.

- … Rich, with nice big boobs.

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